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The Gender Goblin

An ominous and omnipotent being that cannot be defined by gender. It reeks havoc upon the land as it steals and gifts genders. It is a mischievous creature that will mess with the human beings, giving some of the humans' genders today but a different one for another day, each encounter may differ from each person. Some humans get their genders taken and never returned.

Some may have the luck to not ever encounter the being but some aren't so lucky, being visited day by day and never get a break from it. Others get visited once and never again. It can take the gender and gift it to another while it can also just borrow it and give it back at another date. You cannot summon the creature, it will suddenly appear out of nowhere, whether you like it or not

No one will ever be prepared for The Gender Goblin's visit.
Person 1: Ugh, The Gender Goblin won't stop visiting me, it's giving me so many genders at the same time, it's driving me CRAZY!

Person 2: Fortunately, I've never been visited by it, I like my gender.

Person 3: Shush! It's listening, last time I said that The Gender Goblin took my gender away.
by TheUncharismaticBard November 29, 2021
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gender bender

A function at which the gender roles are reversed, or manipulated in various ways. Also, a person who explores the boundaries of gender roles, or outright denies their existance
"I went to this great gender bender last night, where I met this kick ass guy, at least I thought so because of his skirt."
by onestanza April 9, 2004
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genderist

A person that discriminates or is prejudice based on gender.

More politically correct than sexist.
Some common genderist statements:
Get back in the kitchen woman!
Guys are pigs.
by ThatOneGuy_OnTheNet December 31, 2007
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Genderfluid

A genderfluid person is someone who fluctuates between more than one gender, or between having a gender and not having one. They do not stick to one gender, or lack thereof, for their entire life. It is not related to a person's genitalia, nor their sexual orientation.
Eri identified as a boy last week, a girl yesterday and is agender today. This makes them genderfluid.
by eri July 12, 2014
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gender envy

a feeling of envy for how someone else presents/expresses their gender identity. this term is primarily one used by trans people who have envy of the presentation of same-gendered cis people. Cis people can not experience gender envy, that is just envy
Tommy(FTM): I have such strong gender envy for Keanu Reeves
Lyla(MTF): Understandable. Natasha Lyonne causes me extreme gender envy.
Carly(Cis): Cool
by lemqnshark April 8, 2021
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Bruce Gender

the name given when a woman is so muscular, so ripped, to the point of being borderline man-ish, that in lieu of a mustache or other body hair, it is hard to identify what gender they are or most identify with.
I was at the front desk of my gym waiting to get a protein bar when I noticed I was standing in the shadow of the person behind me. They were soooo big, I couldn't tell if it was a man, woman, or just another Bruce Gender situation.
by Capt Kewl August 9, 2015
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Gende Master

Stemming from the Persian word for a whore, prostitute, or just basic bitch, Gende.
A Gende Master is on a whole 'nother level, it doesn't necessarily mean they're sexually promiscuous, rather it's an interchangable term for Asshole or Shithead or whatever, it's a fairly nice insult.
"Man, that bitch is such a Gende Master, always on my ass."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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