Garland

A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.

Garland tok me fishing with him today.

by Cowboyslady December 21, 2016

dirty garbanzo bean

a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants

by Nandy143 February 11, 2008

garlandized

When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.

"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"

I've been garlandized!

by Elliott February 23, 2005

garanagutang

1 - Solving problems of epic proportions using creative techniques.
2 - The philosophy of acting on one's instincts to develop out of the box solutions.

That problem has plagued us for centuries; we have tried all practical solutions. I think it's time for a garanagutang approach

by Artful Dodger III October 9, 2009

garangutang

1. To approach a complex problem with a out-of-the-box strategy that leads to a novel solution

2. surpassing brilliance

Beware of going garangutang, you might just jump out of your bathtub yelling "EUREKA!"

by Albari October 9, 2009

Garbanja

1. Used as a rhetoric to describe the ingenious authenticity of silliness or other humor.

2. Discarding of ridiculous rubbish, usually when mad.

3. Describes something thrill-seeking or wild.

4. Alternate of garbage.

Oh, what a bunch of garbanja!

Oh my garbanja! Thats spectacular!

Can you throw that garbanja away.

by Dr. Hoover November 27, 2011

gargantufuck

Unnecessarily large truck driven by someone who lives in a city, works in an office and never takes it off-road or hauls anything.

Jim works at a Starbucks and lives in an apartment in the city, so why the hell does he commute and run errands in that gas guzzling gargantufuck truck of his? He's constantly complaining about how hard it is to park and he looks like a total douche in it.

by drmoreau January 11, 2013