gafiltafish

Device used to filter out unwanted conservation from bitch niggas

Ex. 1 Hurry up! Turn on your gafiltafish Stevens coming!

Ex. 2 Guy 1 - Yo when is that nigga gonna shut the fuck up?

Guy 2 - Dont worry, just turn on yo gafiltafish

Steven- Hey guys look at the dew on the grass

Guy 1 to guy 2- Did you hear something?

by R Burgundy April 13, 2008

Leo Garcia

loyal, always there to help out others in need. Very sexually driven and always looking for ways to please his significant other. Likes to party with good friends and take care of his family. Most of all is very competitive and one sexy mexican.............

Leo Garcia

by leottis February 3, 2010

Mr. Garcia

That pervert science teacher that everyone hates and he likes girls name Morgan, or any girls in general. He always sends people out and doesn't care unless your name is Morgan.

Nick: OMG is that the Pervert Mr. Garcia
Morgan: Yes I think hes in love with me

by im idek March 21, 2020

garfield

absolute mad lad is a god and our lord and savior

your a real Garfield

by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 28, 2019

Andrew Garfield

He’s like shot of expresso
I love him. He’s the best human being on this planet

“I love Andrew Garfield”

by Kiwistan13 December 30, 2021

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

cherry garcia

a beautiful ice cream flavor named after the lead singer of the grateful dead

i ate some cherry garcia and it reminded me of the days when i was listening to the trippy music of the grateful dead

by Eric Arthur Blair December 8, 2004