Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

Gurkmann

Gurkmann is a legendary figure who appears in many legends from the ancient Greeks to the great Monoglian Empire. In modern times, one Rocket League team in particular has attracted attention. The Team consists of Slyx (a well-known musician and adult star), NiviTivi (he is black), Ohalan (lives in a cave with no internet) and Captain KolossalOase (aka Dave).

oh shit Gurkmann is going to beat our asses.
He is so sexy I hope his C*ck is green like Gurkmann

by Kolossal_Oase July 4, 2024

Gurkmann

Gurkmann is a legendary figure who appears in many legends from the ancient Greeks to the great Monoglian Empire. In modern times, one Rocket League team in particular has attracted attention. The Team consists of Slyx (a well-known musician and adult star), NiviTivi (he is black), Ohalan (lives in a cave with no internet) and Captain KolossalOase (aka Dave).

oh shit Gurkmann is going to beat our asses.
He is so sexy I hope his C*ck is green like Gurkmann

by Kolossal_Oase July 4, 2024

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurky

Faded, gone, high, drunk

Dave: You Jonny u smoked a lot
Jonny: dude I’m feeling gurky rn

by Feeling high March 9, 2024

Gurkirt

Gurkirt is the type of dude to have tiny genitals and like little kids.

Gurkirt has a tiny luli

by Acid. April 17, 2024

Gurkey Turkey

a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"

Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey

by Radin Happier June 5, 2024