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Gurkmann

Gurkmann is a legendary figure who appears in many legends from the ancient Greeks to the great Monoglian Empire. In modern times, one Rocket League team in particular has attracted attention. The Team consists of Slyx (a well-known musician and adult star), NiviTivi (he is black), Ohalan (lives in a cave with no internet) and Captain KolossalOase (aka Dave).

oh shit Gurkmann is going to beat our asses.
He is so sexy I hope his C*ck is green like Gurkmann

by Kolossal_Oase July 4, 2024

Gurkmann

Gurkmann is a legendary figure who appears in many legends from the ancient Greeks to the great Monoglian Empire. In modern times, one Rocket League team in particular has attracted attention. The Team consists of Slyx (a well-known musician and adult star), NiviTivi (he is black), Ohalan (lives in a cave with no internet) and Captain KolossalOase (aka Dave).

oh shit Gurkmann is going to beat our asses.
He is so sexy I hope his C*ck is green like Gurkmann

by Kolossal_Oase July 4, 2024