gerryisms

Random, low level intellect. Words errantly pieced together that undoubedtly hurt someone's feelings and are commonly perverse or vile.

"If you keep cutting something in half eventually your hand will touch the wall."
"I know I am wrong but that is not the point."
"My grandmother smells like oxygen."
"I don't wipe, don't make fun of me."
Gerryisms cause break ups.

by Josh1234abc May 18, 2006

Gersty

Beer. Comes from the German, gerstensaft, for brew.

I'm going to get some gersty

by Tbrewsky June 23, 2009

Gercy

The coolest girl in the world who has everything. She's funny, nice, sweet, caring, tough and pretty. Any guy that isn't her friend will be missing out big time.

Who do you think you are? Gercy?

by faithfulcompanion December 19, 2009

gelty

feeling guilty from eating too much gelt.

I feel so gelty this Hannukah.

by jewcy14 December 6, 2010

Gert

To Squeeze

Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro

by Rudgecarroll44 October 5, 2017

Gertrude

A women who there at the beginning of time.

Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?

by fill piller April 16, 2020

St. Gertrude's

You are all idiots. Saint Gertrude's are rich girls. St. Catherine's are richer girls. There's a select few from each that aren't fad following, plastic carrying, Lexus driving, pompous, drunk sluts. But, all of them are bitches, including me. It's called being female.
So St. Cat's girls have a few more credit cards than Gerties and a few look a little emaciated, get over it.
If any one sucks it's the look-a-like St. Chris boys with flipped collar polo shirts and wings and the sports addicted idiots that go to Benedictine.
And everyone at Collegiate is so full of money they're vomiting up 100 dollar bills. It happens.

So cheers to this elite group of Richmond private schools that the middle class public school kids want to kick the crap out of.

Can't we all just get the hell over it?

by Anonymously pissed off February 3, 2005