One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.
After a long session with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.
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The act of Gerbiling,and,then,trying to get the gerbil back out with a naked flame,to find that your ''natural gases'' are flammable.
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Get the [Gerbil] fell off the wheel mug.An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.
Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".
Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.
Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.
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Hey man, I want you to gerbil me
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