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A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!
From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."
Top Gear by Don T October 15, 2006
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morale gear 

Noun. Coined by the U.S. Coast Guard, refers to any female, particularly ones stationed on cutters, who are scandalous by nature and promiscuous with the male enlisted. As for civilian morale gear, these are females who make it a point to be sexually involved with male enlisted U.S.C.G.'s, even "making rounds through the unit". The better the morale gear the higher the rate. MG3 is sub-par. MG2 is good. MG1 is smokin' hot.
GM2 Johnson is hooking up with some morale gear, nasty MG3, she's been with half the crew already.
morale gear by USS Lady Red September 9, 2007
Related Words

Yous Taking Gear? 

Scottish term, used to ask an individual if they are taking cocaine. Commonly heard at parties or in the local bars.
"Standing at a party in the kitchen, someone pops their heed roon the door and they shout HAW YOUS, YOUS TAKING GEAR?"

ultra gear 

"cool", or "awesome".

Coined by Cheetor on Beast Wars.
That flight mode is ultra gear.
ultra gear by dunndelo January 3, 2005

metal gear 

The best video game series of all time.
That's just my opinion.
metal gear by Adrian January 19, 2005
A highly popular and widely pirated automotive TV programme, produced in the UK for BBC Two, and presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. The show is intended to be entertaining, developing running jokes and banter between the hosts, rather than focusing solely on the featured cars. This technique - combined with the perceived attractiveness of the three male hosts - has won it a female as well as male audience, both in the UK and abroad.
"Did you see Top Gear last night?"
"Yeah, that Ascari was classic. Isn't Richard Hammond really cute?"
top gear by Fiendish91 January 9, 2008

Metal Gear 

A gigantic nuclear capable bipedal tank. Designed to be able to launch a nuke anywhere on the planet thus giving its user an great advantage in undetectable first strike capability. Often terrorist seize these powerful weapons and have to be stopped by the player (Solid Snake, Raiden, Big Boss).

Featured in the games Metal Gear (MSX, NES, Commodore 64), Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (MSX), Metal Gear Solid (PS, PC), and Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty/Substance (PS2, Xbox), Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (GC) and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (PS2).
"Metal Gear is nothing but nuclear equipped walking death mobile!"
-Solid Snake
"Now you shall bear witness to the demon weapon that will drag the world into the 21st century!"
-Liquid Snake
Metal Gear by Preacher January 29, 2004