mexican funeral

A funeral where the body is disposed of not by burial or by cremation, but by using a large catapult to fling it into a neighboring country. It is illegal in the US, but due to its low cost it flourishes as a black market mortuary sideline in the American southwest, and to a lesser extent along the Canadian border where its use is more often for entertainment.

My cleaning lady had to go back to Arizona to bail her husband out of jail. Apparently he was involved in a mexican funeral ring, and one of the deceased turned out to be involved in an unsolved murder. So now there's going to be a big hoo-hah, an investigation and such. Do you know any good cleaning ladies?

by dgrrr January 22, 2009

tampon fuse

the string of a tampon.

usually referred to when a female is extremely irritated and known to be close to her period.

girl: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

some person: Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

puerto rican funeral

A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise

Yo, check it, dat whip says "R.I.P. Sixmundo" must be a Puerto Rican Funeral

by Pepemama March 18, 2007

Fuse

A cable music channel on TV that was launched in 2003 and originally gave airtime to alternative, punk, metal, indie, underground and (dare i say it) emo artists. Originally, the show appeared promising, airing such shows as SURS, which offered much of the above mentioned genres and The Sauce, which was like TRL but only more bearable.
In recent years, the channel has been airing less and less of the mentioned genres and began to switch over to a more mainstream-friendly format, beginning to air pop and hip-hop along with radio-friendly rock music from bands that suck their major labels' balls big time. However, at least Fuse, unlike MTV, is still playing music, as shitty as it is.

2004/2005:
Kid 1: Hey, man? What are you watching?
Kid 2: This sweet channel called Fuse.
Kid 1: Cool. What kind of shows do they play?
Kid 2: Mainly music videos but not like those idiots Jesse McCarthy or Avril Lavigne. There's this one awesome show called SURS that introduced me to bands such as Sunny Day Real Estate, Rise Against and The Libertines.
Kid 1: Sweet! =D

2009/2010:
Kid 2: Dude, are you watching Ke$ha?!
Kid 1: Yeah, man. It's Ke$ha Takeover on Fuse.
Kid 2: F$@k!

by semipunk93 December 28, 2010

Viking Funeral Poop

When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".

"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"

by Eatech3 April 30, 2014

funeral for a friend

An amazing punk/rock band that deserves some fucking respect and when people say their emo, who gives a shit? funeral for a friend rules!!

seriously, check out some of funeral for a friend's songs before you make any accusations assholez!

by Shayne Andersen January 15, 2006

Cucumber funeral

Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.

"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."

by Cucumber funeral October 6, 2011