Flarious

Flarious means something that is funny but not that funny so you say the example to make everyone laugh.

person1:"...so thats why the chicken crossed the road"
people:"oh aha ha thats nice
person2:"thats FLARIOUS full of flares
people:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."

by amandancas44 October 14, 2008

Furious George

When you amputate someones armpits and then glue them to your forehead with furious rage

Kyle: "Can I have your armpits please sir?"

Dr Kenneth Noisewater: "Get fucked!"

*Kyle pulls out a chainsaw and hacks off Noisewater's pits*

Kyle: "Got those suckers. What a Furious George. Now... time to make me a sandwitch."

by Matt1731990 February 28, 2009

Filarious

When something is fuckin' hilarious.

Guy 1: That shit was filarious.
Guy 2: Yeah, I couldn't stop laughing.

by gaby1223 October 1, 2008

filarious

an incredulously great word intertwining the words f-ing and 'hilarious', utilized when something is so amazingly funny that you are enveloped in laughter and cannot find the strength within you to cease the laughing.

that was filarious!

by _f1_ July 22, 2009

Furious Five

Verb. To masturbate. After a hard day at work, a man needs an Adventure With The Furious Five to relieve himself of surplus testosterone and spoodge.

"I was stuck on that train for an hour pressed up against sweaty MILF and dirty slags. When I got home I had to give it the Furious Five to get the stress off."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

Filarious

Fa-lar-ee-us
Something increadably fucking hilarious.

Holy fucking shit,when Brittany shaved her head I pissed myself. Seriously it was filarious.

by Daggers December 18, 2007

filarious

When something is so funny that your rolling on the floor laughing or peeing your pants dont matter how old you are you can be 80 and peeing your pants or rolling on the floor laughing its gotta be filarious .

ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING WHILE PISSING YOUR SELF . ONE DAY ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE TALKING AND I THOUGHT OF SUMTHING FUNNY AND I PEED MY PANTS THAT WAS FILARIOUS.

by PEEING UNCONDITIONALLY March 15, 2009