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Fossen

Norwegian for "habitational name from any of the numerous farmsteads throughout Norway named Fossen, from the definite form of foss ‘waterfall’ (from Old Norse fors)."
The last name of a humble, funny and family-oriented person who knows that one's dreams can become a reality through hard work, dedication, perseverance, loyalty and honesty. This person will seem reserved at first, but their personality exudes warmth, compassion, sense of humor and dependability. They strive to be a reliable friend and to help others, mostly going out of their way. In the end, they want to impact the world in a positive way, knowing that when it's all over, their life isn't defined by what wealth was accumulated or celebrity status was obtained, but rather how many people they helped and guided to a successful and happy life.
Hello Mr. Fossen. We would like to recognize your hard work and dedication with our organization and offer you a promotion and raise. Congratulations.
by mozesman February 20, 2010
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flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017
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anal flossing

the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.
adriano was anal flossing cara, who responded by screaming in pain :-(((
by bumbletrump October 7, 2016
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flossy flossy

Glamorous, Strut'n one's money, Clean-Cut, ...
"We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy..."
--Fergie "Glamorous"
by StripperJ March 21, 2007
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Vagina Floss

This type of curse is typically used as an exclamation expressing pain.
When your tongue suddenly burned from sipping a hot coffee. You'll exclaim "Vagina Floss!"
by Caviarwithcoconutmilk October 12, 2017
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fossil watching

Having to reluctantly sit with an elderly relative,whilst their normal family/carer has a break
'coming out saturday nite jim?'
'nope, gotta go fossil watching'
by geemeister November 18, 2004
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Fossiled

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover
Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)
by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019
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