Freshman baseball 

N.
A circle jerk

Can be used to imply the said jerkers were caught in the act

Did you hear some dudes were caught playing freshman baseball in the back of the bus?

Bet he's a member of a freshman baseball team.

Freshman baseball by CDubalubalub April 18, 2008

Freshman Red 

When you get drunk (or just ED) and your penis stops working just before you're about to have sex with a chick. This causes great embarrassment and you will forever be known as the guy who can't get it up.

Evan: Freshman Red exists--it's a real thing.
Drew: Freshman Red does not exist, you just have ED.
Evan: Sad face.

Freshman Red by Commander Cool aka Me December 15, 2008

Freshman Ipod 

when freshman in schools are given laptops to use for educational purposes, but they load it with tons of downloaded music and walk around with headphones on and an open laptop to listen to the music rather than buying an ipod. originated in Glen A Wilson. by 4th period PE

Person 1: hey look at that freshman and his laptop
Person 2: shut up let him rock his freshman ipod

Freshman Ipod by the eye on facebook November 7, 2009

Freshman Dunk 

When a basketball player (who cannot dunk) goes up for a layup (either in-game or in warm-ups) and slaps the backboard after releasing the ball.

Non-basketball player in crowd(1): Oh shit, did you just see that freshman dunk?

Non-basketball player in crowd(2): Yeah, that was sick. He jumped high enough to touch the backboard after that lay-in.

Non-basketball player in crowd(1): Yeah, well, he is white so that is the best he could do.

Freshman Dunk by KingSlim March 29, 2010

Freshman Fuck 

the really popular guy who goes after the new kid (doesnt have to be a freshman) to trick her so he can get laid

an innocent new girl who gets played by a guy for sex

jack:see that new girl?
cody:dude, shes nasty
jack:i know, but i want to get laid
cody:thats harsh dude, you know she wont get any otherwise
jack:yea, well shes my freshman fuck

Freshman Fuck by sk8rfariy April 5, 2009

Freshman Friday 

Known by sophomores, juniors, and Seniors as the greatest day of the year. Celebratory rituals include (but are not limited to): Trashcanning/dumpsterizing, turtling backpacks, and flagpole ducttapings.

Dude, Happy Freshman Friday!
I know, I've had this day marked on my calender for weeks!
Lets go trashcan some fresh meat!

Freshman Friday by Rmilkman October 18, 2008

Freshman Orgasm 

When someone goes bat shit crazy in college because they have just realized that they can drink every night of the week and get completely hammered, don't have to go to class every day, and can have as much sex as they could possibly want with whoever they can convince to do so which tends to be pretty easy (see: alcohol). Degrees of acting on this knowledge vary from person to person but almost always end up with regret and vomit.

Multiple orgasm are rare but possible.

"Jennie's having her freshman orgasm, she made out with girls for money that she used on more tequila and condoms."

"Poor thing, it'll be over soon. I'll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway"

Freshman Orgasm by Stuck in the Midwest February 21, 2011