freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

by professorofslang May 2, 2015

Freeper

someone who freeps a lot
to freep: fall asleep on the toilet in the middle of explosive diarea so your sit winds up touching your ass. Anti freeping medicine is available at your local farmacy in the hair products aisle.

Dude last night i cought Joe freeping in the guys bathroom.

by satanlikessquirrels March 7, 2005

FReeper

A member or poster on the website "Free Republic." This is A site composed of informed citizens of conservative leanings who strive to see this country return to its moral foundations and keep it safe from its enemies. Strong supporter of the WOT and Conservative principles.

Freeper. Loves Regan, Supports General principles of morality and WOT. Despises moral decay.

by Rca2000 April 23, 2006

freezer burn

the effect on someone when they have sex in a considerably cold place, usually outside in the snow. doing it in an igloo or outside in sub zero temperatures

"ya i did it with my girfriend last night in an igloo we made outside"

"it was cold as hell last night! didnt you get freezer burn??"

"ya it was the hottest thing ever!"

by snowangel2011 November 14, 2011

Freezer

A girl who has sex with a lot of men.

You keep your meat in the freezer

by beatricebabezz October 1, 2010

FReeper

A Conservative who reads information that is of public interest and uses free speech to opine

A Freeper might post the following:

You can make me convert to Islam, give up my gun, and/or vote for the Democrats, after you retrieve my body from a large pile of empty brass.

by do the Dhue October 7, 2006

Cleveland Freezer

A chilled beverage containing feces and ice. Put feces and ice into a blender, mix until an even consistency forms. Enjoy!

(see Cleveland steamer)

Man, Paul sure likes his Cleveland Freezers. He's been drinking them all day.

by Baron von Eevl September 15, 2004