freedom fries

The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.

Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.

by Light Joker June 25, 2004

freedom fries

The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.

I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

Freedom Muffins

The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

by Harkinian23 June 28, 2010

Freedom Grenade

A term in Halo2 when you throw a Grenade while ethier falling off a stage or just before you die.

*as your dieing* "GO FREEDOM GRENADE!" -Boom- "Triple Kill"

by Gold Leader June 19, 2006

Freedom Gobbler

Enjoying the freedoms others have sacrificed and fought for, while not actually sacrificing or fighting for any freedoms yourself.
Using those freedoms to impose judgement, harassment, rules and social norms on those that don’t agree with your political view or agenda while hiding behind the your “freedom” when questioned or opposed.

That anti-war, and anti-military group of protesters is led by a freedom Gobbler , that wants all the American freedoms but doesn’t want anyone in his circle to support the troops or military in any way.

by Outlaw-yogi June 8, 2018

Freedom Cow

This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.

Usually screamed out while driving on a rural road at night: " WATCH OUT FOR THE FREEDOM COW ! ".

by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 15, 2011

Freedom Planet

The answer to ALL our problems here on earth. Also known as the planet Mars.

President Bush has an idea to spend our tax money; establish moon bases by 2008 AND have NASA make trips to Freedom Planet to look for intelligent life (to help save our planet)!

by Booblover January 19, 2004