Frankendoodler

N. A person who shakes a sausage frank with their fist when they're upset or angry.

The frankendoodler shook their sausage out the car window while yelling at a bad driver.

by Kdenni84 April 17, 2022

frankencop

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet and engaging in oral sex whole doing their business.

“I need to poop but I really want to indulge in my wife’s vaginal canals, oh I know! I’ll give her a frankencop.”

by Rhdhdhc May 6, 2023

Franken-Fuck

When a project keeps growing to the point it has six heads, too many moving parts and a never ending change order list. Things aren't working so piling on more should help.

'Here's comes a few more changes to the changes. Man this project is really turning into a franken-fuck."

by Startup Street August 11, 2023

franken

A slow dim witted person

My date was a total franken

by d Blog March 5, 2004

frankenbull

Trying to make people believe you know what you're talking about when you don't have a clue ie. Frank Tigh bull

I thought Lori was nuts when she believed that frankenbull.

by Matt D'Agostino October 1, 2006

Franken Mer

A green furry diamond unlike anything the earth has ever seen.

Can also mean ballin out of control

Trish is rocken a really sick Franken Mer ring today, that her cool ass boyfriend got her. She is ballin out of control with that Franken Mer shit....

by Jonnywetcat October 20, 2010

Frankencock

A cock that has been surgically fashioned from other flesh, whether from one's own body or from a donor body. To be true to the Frankenstein story, the cock would have been sourced from a dead body and have electrodes on each side to attach to an electrical source to bring it to life. However, the typical scenario is that of a patient who wishes to replace a damaged cock or who wishes to install a cock where there has been no cock.

Jasmine (soon to be Jack) is going to Mexico to get a new Frankencock attached because the procedure is much more affordable there.

by Tabitha Catherine August 11, 2016