cucking fold

How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.

It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."

{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kăt fūd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!

by Telephony December 2, 2018

Shelded Like a Foldon

When one absolutely sh*ts the bed, in the most humiliating way possible.

He could have dated that supermodel, but instead loudly sharted himself in front of her and her whole family. He really shelded like a foldon.

by NorwegianGuy99 December 14, 2021

folding

to bend a chick over and root her as hard as you can

"oh man you shoulda seen me punish this chick last night, i was folding her so hard i threw her back out"

by cadeyrn_moesef October 8, 2009

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia

"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Fold

To Knock some one out were they fold like a piece of paer

Bro this nigga kept messin wit me so I had to fold him.

by Toofly,xavier July 3, 2017

Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold

Refers to a sexual technique involving obese women - the male folds a portion of flesh into an area in which the penis can simulate vaginal intercourse, thus "fucking the fold".

I'm gonna Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold.

by PopeMichael August 19, 2009

one-way feldman

A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.

“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”

by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006