fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.

Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

fakefrag

Someone who cons people by pretending they were sold into slavery, some dark story of inadequate parenting, and all they need is that special someone to believe in them, plus, you know, a place to stay, so their potential.can bloom and they become wealthy.

Steve's all emo over there playing damaged goods, telling some poor girl his fakefrag story, because he's been playing Crusader Kings nonstop and got fired for bad work and sleeping on the job so he wants to move into her place rent free.

by JessicaWalters April 3, 2021

fakegooncel

A person who pretends to be a gooncel

-This fakegooncel said something so pornophobic that I had to hit him with that real gooncel stare

by mr.gooncel September 22, 2023

fake it till you make it

To act like you are something so you can, in fact, become that thing.

I had no idea her parents were white trash as she always acted so classy. Fake it till you make it!

by mr words January 3, 2013

fakebased

The opposite of based.

Josh: Dude I don't really like Lil B
Chad: That's kinda fakebased.

by esneck November 7, 2013

fake shemp

Term coined by director great, Sam Raimi, referring to actors who stand in for those that aren't currently available. Usually dubbed in and with the back facing to the camera.

Bruce Campbell is sick with the flu, just put a fake shemp in for that last scene he needs to film...

by Bruce campbell March 21, 2005