Flying Mission

Sex position where the receiver lays in missionary position, and the giver takes a running jump in to start sex.

Lay still im going to open with a flying mission.

by SBrooky July 29, 2020

The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

flinglebutt

A very convenient term for annoying younger siblings without incurring the wrath of your parents.

Sam is a flinglebutt, a flingle-flingle-flingle-butt.

by SheKnowsWhoDidThis January 13, 2009

flingleberry

a dingleberry that is removed by hand and then flung at somebody else.

dude i was out of ammo...so i hit him with a flingleberry

by Dooky Blumpkin May 11, 2011

flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.

‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank’

by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.

Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.

by CubanAso October 12, 2006