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flaccing

The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.
Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.
by carltonkid11 October 11, 2017
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flaccid acid

The cum that ejaculates shortly after a ruined orgasm or other penis deflating event. This phenomenon is described as one of the most discomforting experience for many.
Person 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Sarah!
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.
by Ya boi flaccidacid October 6, 2018
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flaccid

A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".
Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!
by bakazungu March 26, 2011
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Fluicide

When you have a flu so bad you want to commit suicide
Sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm so miserable with this cold I want to commit fluicide!
by A[li]CE November 1, 2008
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flucking

Duck sex. Originating from the two words "fuck" and "flock".
Boy: Mmm . . .
Girl: Oh yeah.
Boy: I don't know about you, but I'm thinking about you, and me, and some major flucking!
by Harold McCock April 14, 2009
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fluicide

When you know someone with the flu and you still go over and visit with them.
My parents have the flu, but its Christmas, so I have to commit fluicide and hope for the best.
by Fluicide Survivor January 22, 2013
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floccinaucinihilipilificate

to Floccinaucinihilipilificate is to render something as useless. Basically, the word Floccinaucinihilipilification means useless, meaningless or purposeless. Ironically, the word itself is quite useless. it's mainly used as an example of long words.
After the war, the city was Floccinaucinihilipilificated.
by TheOneTEM January 29, 2019
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