flubbermuffin

your best friend

You: "Hey, flubbermuffin!"
Bestie: "Yes?"

by flubbermuffin-elphaba November 22, 2011

Cunt Flubber

When a girl masturbates and forgets/refuses to clean up. By doing this, she makes a second layer of skin on her vagina.

Dude, I was totally about to bang Jessica last night, but she had cunt flubber all over her pussy.

by Barnabee December 14, 2013

flabbergasmic

an astonished response hovering between excruciating pain and intense pleasure

Pedro's reaction to winning the lottery was flabbergasmic

by drellaluna565 December 14, 2008

Flabbergasted

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .

I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!

by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019

Flubby

(noun)
Oxymoronic portmanteau word for a half-erect penis ("flaccid chubby"). Often occurs during periods of sexual arousal following excessive alcohol consumption.

She was totally down to hump, but my drunk ass could only muster up a flubby.

by d-nozzle November 8, 2009

flubbery

A term used to describe fat or gi-normous legs.

Dear god, are we experiencing an earthquake or is that just Brittany walking by with her flubbery legs?

by d$ January 15, 2005

Flabbergasm

When something so retarded and crazy spontaniously hits you so hard you orgasm

Dude when my mom told me we were going to disney world i had the biggest flabbergasm

by Howudern January 25, 2011