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Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.
The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.
by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021
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Leroy Shot/Floater

A shot or floater that is spiked with ejaculate; upon request or as a suprise.
“Man, did they put Bailey’s Irish Cream in my tequila or did they give me a Leroy Shot?

Yes, Ill take a margarita on the rocks, and if you could add a Leroy Shot/Floater, that would be splendid.
by Walkito June 13, 2025
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Floater

A person that half asses everything and is usually very lazy, they often always look for a way out of doing something or an excuse.
“Omg I can’t stand floaters at my work they never do anything right”
by ThatPopularLonerKid January 3, 2022
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FLOATER

A piece of poop that has a light buoyancy and floats in the toilet water before it is flushed.
Someone didnt flush there shit and left a floater in the toilet.
by Bigoletitays November 6, 2020
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floater freeze

I am about to floater freeze on this next track.
by Geniustroy June 13, 2018
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Floater

A trash can which is pushed into the crowd, and the wheels return independently.
by LidLockTV March 14, 2022
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phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014
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