One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.
I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.
Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.
Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.
by Daisy St. Patience January 14, 2008
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by ethan_d October 1, 2015
Get the Fanechka mug.Not a norwegian word for "getting drunk", although a lot of people think it is. It means "shallow bay". The lack of use and increasing use for meaning "getting drunk" by rich kids is ruining the word.
Wow! That bays i shallow! Do you have a word for that in the awesome language norwegian?
Yes we have, we call it flæ.
Yes we have, we call it flæ.
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