Flail and Bail

The act of Flail and Bail is when something serious is going down, and you wish escape the situation by anymeans neccessary.

Generally includes a speedy escape whilst arms flail behind you. Thus the term Flail and Bail. Best used while screaming nonsense.

Woman: "I'm Pregnant"
Man: "ROMG, FLAIL AND BAIL"

by Mr. Abdy September 2, 2010

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cheese flail

Cheesehead eraser on a long bendy straw from Quaker Steak And Lube. Good for many many hours of entertainment.

CHEESE FLAIL!!!!!! RAH!!!... it broke :(

by antidisestablishmentarianism_demon October 20, 2004

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failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

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failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011

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