Filob

Filob is when you are pleasuring yourself when someone else is in the house for the Adrenalin and suspense

1.i filobed yesterday

2.i usually Filob on the weekend

3.she felobs all the time

by °°°°°° January 26, 2019

Filopiwi

A second or third generation Filopino born in New Zealand usually living on the Shore who denies their heritage and identifies as a Kiwi when asked where they're from at social functions, despite obviously knowing the meaning behind the question.

Ben: "oh hey nice to meet you! Where are you from"
Justine: "I'm from New Zealand! I'm a Kiwi!"
Ben: "Oh....I meant where are your parents from?"

Justine: "Ok fine I'm Filipino but I'm a KIWI"
Ben *later on* "this is Justine - she's a Filopiwi!"

by Bennyboi265 June 3, 2021

Felon Factory

Females in the inner city who have multiple kids out of wedlock who go on to commit felonies over and over again.

Oh good, the felon factory went to jail and didn’t post bond, guess the production line will be shut down for a couple of months while she awaits sentencing.

by johnstockton89 October 16, 2022

felony shaboingory

For when 4 retards Rob the island of cayo perico on gta

"We're about to commit felony shaboingory"

by Endey December 21, 2022

felony2rich

This guy online on discord. He's a big swatter thats very known. He runs a group named PlainSec. They been on the news before. From Fox8 & CNN. He used to run a group named FNB. Felony also Taunts the FBI & PDs ECT. He's been untouched. Nobody has done nothing to him. He's also has his own VOIP network & Runs a VPN. Just watch out for him. He's very dangerous.

felony2rich swatted a school
felony2rich swatted you

by Jynxxia September 5, 2023

Casual Felon

A functioning drug addict. Someone who values a 48 hour straight, drug induced dance party over a clean criminal record. This person usually has a good job and and has never been busted for drugs, but doesn't understand that his weekend drug use is a felony because everyone he surrounds himself with is also indulging in an all weekend bender.

I just got to the party and the casual felons are still dancing in their clothes from two nights ago, high on coke and ecstasy.

by The Sexuation July 28, 2011

Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)

Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."

by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011