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Feltching

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.
I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!
by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025
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Felching the orange

To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.
"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"

"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"
by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025
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Fletching

Fletching is a game. The game consists of pulling "it" out in public, stoking "it" once, and then putting "it" back in. The "it" obviously being your penis. If, after precisely 30 seconds, nobody asks you about your disgusting act, you win and your score is how many people could directly see you.

Similar: Edging
Is that guy fletching?! Let's make him fail!
by GingerGlizzyGuzzler48 March 26, 2025
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feltching fairy

A man who sucks the cum out of another man’s asshole
by 423Royalty July 8, 2025
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French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018
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Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.
Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.
by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019
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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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