fektert

"Fektert" or "beeing fektert" is a EU-wide idiom for an unqualified and ignorant Person, who can't stop talking annoying bullshit. The origin of this term comes from the politician "Maria Fekter" (Austrian Treasury Secretary), who earn a bad name with her appearances in facilities of the European Union.

She fektert us again! (after endless meaningless EU discussions)

by Legosan April 23, 2013

Filter Whoring

The act of putting multiple Instagram filters on a picture.

"She's hot!" "Nah she's filter whoring"

by MilesAllenDictionary August 15, 2016

fetler

Small food particles left behind on a platter or plate that hasn't been eaten.

Make sure you eat the fetlers on the plate from those 'nachos'.
This sentence could apply to any food; toast, small fries, small pieces of meat from a roast, vegetables, droppings from pizza, cake crumbs, salads, etc... "fetler" and "fetlers" refers to any small piece of (still edible) food left sitting on a plate.

by Donnieisms August 6, 2020

un-filtered fart

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.

I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.

by BMolly December 5, 2009

Friend Filter

The process of using a friend to properly filter through tons of information normally found through google.

I had to use William as a friend filter, there was just too much information to go through.

by Ghost2human May 6, 2010

semi-filter

To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.

I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011