Tom Felton

A one hell of a sexy beast that needs to get into my bed, right now. I'm not even kidding. Girls go wild for him. he also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter.

"Tom Felton/No Shirt is my OTP"

by ickle-weaslette October 15, 2011

Felony Blunt

A blunt with over 20.0 grams of marijuana inside. Possession of over 20.0 grams is considered a felony in most states.

Damn I rolled a felony blunt son -yesterday mornin son - smoked dat shit to tha dome and I just woke up fo minutes ago

by Peejizzle May 26, 2008

Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

Tom Felton

The hottest human to ever breathe.

Someone: " Tom Felton is ugly"
Me:" Avada Kedavra!"

by draacooooooooooooooo January 25, 2021

felon

a member of a minority

the ethnic alaskans are usually felons

by whitey mc whiteyson the third August 24, 2008

Feltoning

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.

randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning

by Cropsy March 19, 2008

felonie

Felonie is a beautiful girl that you can trust with your secrets. She is a best friend you can have. Felonie is the #1 popular name in the world. Every man would want a felonie in their life. She is awsome.❤

Girl: I think that new girl's name is Felonie.
Boy: I would want a felonie in my life.

by 21.savage_bro May 14, 2018