Feature Log

A alternative, more appropriate way of saying the phrase, “For the Love of God.”

“Are finished yet?”

“No, we still have to carry the basket to the top.”

“Oh, Feature Log!”

by 👑 Prince Vince 👑 August 25, 2022

featuring

(verb) Origin is from the gay slang underworld: Wearing extremely tight trousers that allow everyone to dig the general size and shape of the paynus, e.g., Tom Jones in the 1970s.

Shit, Robert Plant was featuring his trouser snake in them tight blue jeans.

by StillMissCarly June 07, 2024

Character defining feature

The part of the building that a historic preservation major would fight another person to save. Do not doubt them, their addiction to box cornice dentil work and clapboard is strong enough to make your meth-head neighbor cower in fear.

"My god. Would you look at that STUNNINGLY. FABULOUS. Decorative dentil work along THAt cornice line!!! Now THAT is a character defining feature." :')

by P.Sherman42Wallabyway March 05, 2022

Feature creep

Feature creep means too many unwanted features that clearly don't fit the original design and/or purpose.

Elari KidPhone 3G is a kids' smartwatch, it already had shitty battery life, but they added a MP3 player! That's some of the wildest feature creep I've ever seen in a firmware update!

by krazzyfяeak February 27, 2020

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 09, 2017

Genghis features

A nickname for a member of the Hazara tribe of Afghanistan. They are descendants of infamous Mongolian warlord, Genghis Khan and bear his Mongol features.

Hey look at that Genghis features over there. **points at old Hazara woman**

by Big Mick Hill April 02, 2023

all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included

An exaggeration that means "Everyone or everything you could possibly think about is here."

The battle was an all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included multinational aerial showdown for the ages!

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 27, 2022