by Jesssyica May 16, 2011
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It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.
It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradman's cap.
It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.
It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.
It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy.
It was the plaintive cry of the crow adopted by the original inhabitants of Australia as their clarion call.
It was borne on the wind, through the trees, down the beach and across the water at the landing of the First Fleet. It was there at Gallipoli, Flanders, Kokoda and Khe Sahn. It rode with Breaker Morant and froze with Douglas Mawson; it flew with Kingsford Smith and Andy Thomas to the end of the earth and beyond; it ran in beside Keith Miller at Lords and texted Shane Warne in Durban; it raced up into the stands with Pat Cash and soared above the pack with Gary Ablett; it shat on Don Bradman's cap.
It’s been there in disappointment, shock, elation, amazement, pain and anger.
It’s breathed character into the language of every sporting field, workplace, farm, back-yard shed, school, public house and parliament.
It’s brought life to literature, books and magazines, the common touch to theatre and moving pictures; was immortalized on the flickering blue screen by Graham Kennedy.
Fark, fark, fark, fark, fark!
by Frank Blunt July 28, 2008
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by kelsiecole July 6, 2011
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by Frank June 22, 2003
Get the fark mug.derived from the film "A Christmas Story" a term referring to a person with red hair pale skin who is very ugly and angry.
by Scott forsythe November 8, 2003
Get the Skutt Farkas mug.Someone who is just flat out nerdy.
They wear calf high socks pulled all the way up with their shorts;
they wear sandals with socks on;
the kind of people you just look at and wonder how they survive from day to day because they are just so... unique, but in a bad way;
the kind of people look like rednecks, stuck in the 90s, who's dressed by their grandmas, and is just flat out retarded;
the kind of people as Carlos Mencia would say "D D D";
the kind of fat lady who wears sweatpants and crocks, a shirt with Weenie the Pooh on it, and has her gut hanging out while walking around Walmart talking to random people;
somebody with four toes two are attached, who cuts and stitches toe socks to fit their inbred feet, then wears sandals so that everyone can see.
They wear calf high socks pulled all the way up with their shorts;
they wear sandals with socks on;
the kind of people you just look at and wonder how they survive from day to day because they are just so... unique, but in a bad way;
the kind of people look like rednecks, stuck in the 90s, who's dressed by their grandmas, and is just flat out retarded;
the kind of people as Carlos Mencia would say "D D D";
the kind of fat lady who wears sweatpants and crocks, a shirt with Weenie the Pooh on it, and has her gut hanging out while walking around Walmart talking to random people;
somebody with four toes two are attached, who cuts and stitches toe socks to fit their inbred feet, then wears sandals so that everyone can see.
by Kolten November 1, 2008
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