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Fayley

A 'Fayley' is someone who tries way to hard to look like the amazing Hayley Williams of Paramore.

Her style is her own and you will not be considered a fayley if you are inspired by her and perhaps have small elements of it in you're everyday style, however you will be considered a fayley if you dye your hair bright red and then try as hard as possible to dress, act or speak like her.

If you do try to hard you are a fayley.
*girl walks past with bright red or orange hair and is wearing a band tee and patterned or coloured skinny jeans*
Person 1: "Whoa what a fayley"
Person 2: "I know what a sad life she leads, I mean Hayley is amazing but these fayleys just ruin her unique style."

Person 1: "I'm thinking of dying my hair red, but a subtle red so I don't look too much like a fayley, even though she is my inspiration."
Person 2: " I totally agree. Be careful if you're dying hair red because if you look like a fayley I don't think I can be your friend anymore."
Person 1: ":o"
by not-a-fayley November 9, 2010
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failed chav

right there is a chain of chavs at the top, gangstas who are the ones tat were bandanas and jeans and mostly topless or with a tanktop and are usally black and really cool, failed gangstas/chavs the one that made that look brtish(shit)burberry and lonsdale shit,failed chavs(the ones that are racist mother fuckers tht are really annoying)who go around sayin were the best innit you fuckin greebo,failed failed chavs charlie p from rednock
Charlie L(hes kl):hey u failed failed chav
Charlie P(wanker):hey fuck off im gonna cry now and be a faggot
by Jables a.k.a james alvis June 5, 2007
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1. An elevator that fails, either by incorrect markings and symbols, or by being to damn slow.
We took a long ass ride in the failevator.
by thisbemypseudonym March 14, 2009
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failry

1. A Comical misspelling of Fairly, which results in an unexpected yet comical self-reference.

2. A group or classification of types of fail.

The comical fact of point 1 is of course, that the act of misspelling "Fairly" is in fact, a form of failry in itself, causing a linguistic cycle, somewhat akin to that of the definition of recursion
1. That was failry awful.

2. This course involves all sorts of failry.

Joke example using the word in both contexts: There's a failry large amount of failry going on here.
by firepup August 23, 2009
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failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.
"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"
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