fail at life

To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.

Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.

by Colin B. September 16, 2005

fail mary

the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a "fail" mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.

Person 1: "Did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."

insert laugh here....just saying...

by AnonymousFailBlogger March 18, 2010

Fail fog

A fart.

He made some fail fog in the lift and everyone loved it.

Who made some fail fog?

by Redeeris October 7, 2010

fail harbor

A place in the deepest corner of the world where people come from all over to park their failboats.

Wow what a failboat he is going to have to go to fail harbor.

by silencer270 April 28, 2008

fail bait

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol

ie
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"

by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009

Fail-O-Saurus Rex

A dinosaur that projects a colossal amount of fail unto anyone who comes in contact with it.

Person 1: What the hell is this dinosaur supposed to be?
Person 2: Well that's a fail-o-saurus rex, bro.
Person 1: Well why the hell is it in my YuGiOh deck? This is not a real card.
Person 2: Too bad, bro. You take the card out, you will lose all of your future duels. The fail-o-saurus rex is irremovable.

by locheland December 18, 2009

Fail Blog

An awesome site that has pictures and videos of epic fails.

-Dude, have you checked fail blog recently?
-Yeah, that guy got owned!!

by Jsol January 2, 2009