zoot fairy

Lady who can handle her blunt.

dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit.

by McBetterThanYou November 16, 2007

Laundry Fairy

When you empty the washing machine and find a coin at the bottom, you have been visited by the Laundry Fairy, an ethereal being more charitable than the Tooth Fairy (although in some reported cases, the money has been left in exchange for an article of clothing).

Why is this quarter cold & wet? It was a gift from the Laundry Fairy!

by Frank Witner January 21, 2011

Fairyqueen

1. Someone who has lost in fantasy football so many times to his friends that he gives up and changes his team name to "Fairyqueen" to show his total lack of masculinity. Often uses the prefix "Ima". Applies especially to fans of the Cowboys.
2. A great name to use when someone loses a bet.

"Are you playing fantasy football this year?"
"Yeah, looking forward to winning money against Damon again!"
"Oh you mean Fairyqueen? Yeah, Jennifer and Kelli took him for about $600 last year! HAHA!!"

by Tarsals February 13, 2013

Fairy comments

A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "❤🌸🌿🌈🌟" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .

" You did it🌟🌈🌿🌸 never do it again💖😍🌹💐

" I'll give you a chair🌺🍭☀🍬🌱 but make it electric🏵🌈✨💛💜"
Fairy comments are soo funny

by Queen_Lina July 1, 2020

Propane Fairy

A fairy that brings a new propane tank to your house when your old tank is empty.

"I can't wait until the Propane Fairy shows up with our new tank."

by Rebeca January 1, 2009

Can fairy

A can fairy is an older asian lady who collects beer cans in the wee morning. The can fairy can also show up in the middle of your backyard/patio party to forstall the other can/bottle fairies in order to win in what they call 'the game of life'.

我想所有的罐请. 我想所有的罐请can fairy我想所有的罐请???

by AdriMari July 12, 2012

fairy

1) A humanoid creature with magical powers and sometimes butterfly wings. Fairies (or "faeries" if you prefer) can be any size from the size of a seed to human size. Known to be pranksters, it is best not to get on their bad side. Dwarves, leprachauns, satyrs, banshees, nymphs and elves can also be concidered fairies.

2) A usually derogatory term for a gay male, especially one who is flamboyant and acts more "feminine" than a woman (as if there were something wrong with being feminine). A heterosexual man who acts in a feminine manner is also sometimes called a "fairy".

1) The fairy darted through the forest, trailing magic dust.

2) After being called a "fairy" for the thousandth time, Eric told his harasser to shut up and cram it.

by Lorelili November 10, 2006