freckle sweats

When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.

Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”

by Jurbil July 2, 2024

Freckles

The dots your face gets from the YN’s switches laser

Yoo Blankenshit got pulled up on by the YN’s from down the block, they gave him freckles and stole his Hell Cat.

by Detla14 March 30, 2025

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Freckled Fart

The " Freckled Fart " is an act in which a person passes gas ( usually through their bum hole ) whilst they have freckles on their face and some of these freckles fall out of the fart with the bum hole. Some right dirty ginger nonces to this because they feel that it is right to do so.

For christ sake Gregory! Stop bloody doing that old "Freckled Fart" Trick!

by Greacy Grace the Third December 26, 2018

Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

FRECKLE

Another word for an asshole from Australian slang.

Bro 1. Man that Matt Brown guy is such an asshole.
Bro 2. Yeah, hes an absolute FRECKLE

by Twistedjoker January 1, 2022

penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area

omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

by dildofart69 November 30, 2020