Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 17, 2022

freckle sweats

When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.

Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”

by Jurbil July 02, 2024

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of

i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night

by swiggityswagbruh March 26, 2016

Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.

I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!

by LoadSaveDelete September 09, 2021

freckle dust

To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.

What the hell! Wake up Brian, you just freckle dusted my leg!

by KryssieSmiles June 04, 2023

freckle foot

It’s when a person has a weird freckle on the bottom of their foot/feet.

“Look at that freckle foot mf!”

by Smsfh September 23, 2022

freckle bug

It’s a hybrid mix between a freckle and a bug
Resembles a tick but not quite

there’s a Freckle Bug crawling on my back get it

by Beautiful23Disaster December 16, 2024