Oregon Foster

He/She that doesn't respect others opinions and calls them close minded.

Republican: "Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to get married, one man and one woman is the way!"

Oregon Foster: "You're wrong and so close minded! I hate you!"

Republican: "And you call me close minded..."

by JohnOfNone July 9, 2011

Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

girlfling

Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

Suck my Foster

A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.

Hey Michael, guess what?

What Brett?

Suck my Foster.

by Brett January 7, 2004

Foster

To sign off randomly on people after they IM you.
To be bad at IM
(verb)

Dude this girl fostered me on IM today it so wasnt chilll man i didnt even mean to say hi to her....

by Luke Foster Frodo October 27, 2010

foster

A incredibly hot, damn fine piece of ass.

"man that leya is a total foster!"

"did you see that foster, Id love to hit that."

by L.E April 16, 2007

Sally Foster

A sexual position where each person gives the other person a rim job...in the 69 position.

Hey Bill, wanna go back to my place and do the Sally Foster?

by happygolucky November 10, 2006

Foster's

Short for Foster's Home for Imaginary friends. When kids get too old they don't need imaginary friends anymore so they stay at Foster's until they get adopted by another child (presumably with no imagination of their own).
Foster herself is a little old lady who still has her imaginary bunny friend.

Mr. Unicorn, we regret to inform you little Stacy is dead, so you'll be staying at Foster's from now on.

by unicorny July 30, 2006