flog your cod

to masturbate, wank or in any other way play with either your own or someone elses penis.

'i am off to flog my cod'
'do you want to flog my cod?'
'i just gave my cod a right good flogging'
'my cod really needs to be flogged!'
'do you want me to flog your cod?'

by joel g-o January 15, 2008

Flogging Molly Mouthwash

Drinking so much at a Flogging Molly concert that you puke into your own mouth, swallow it down again, and continue to party your irish-loving face off.

Did you smell that chick's breath? Smells like someone used some Flogging Molly mouthwash.

by The Selfish Man November 6, 2012

Camp Flog Gnaw

Camp Flog Gnaw Carnival (previously OFWGKTA Carnival) is an annual music carnival hosted by Tyler, The Creator.

The event takes place in Dodger Stadium in LA. It features many artists, namely Tyler, The Creator, who performs every year, and Juice WRLD, DaBaby, BROCKHAMPTON and Earl Sweatshirt among many others in the 2019 event.
Flog Gnaw is Golf Wang backwards.

Person 1: I was at the Camp Flog Gnaw Carnival yesterday, time of my life!
Person 2: Wowee, that's pretty cool, wowee.

by Homeless Teletubby March 10, 2020

Flogging a Dead Horse

For a male to persist in virginal intercourse after losing his erection

After only lasting 1 minute Sam was flogging a dead horse to Jenny

by Ginger Christ September 3, 2009

flogging your dong

Beating your meat/wanking off
George Carlin

Ernie: What time is Fred?
Fred: Time for me to sleep and you to flog your dong!

by cuche February 13, 2005

flog your monkey

For a guy to masturbate.

Tim: "i am so horny right now!"
Sarah: "Jesus Christ Tim, just go flog your monkey!"

by snowangel July 2, 2005

Flogging Molly Dude

A name to describe a very hot male. The original Flogging Molly Dude is believed to be hailed from Calgary and attented a catholic juinor high school. He was named so, after he was spotted sporting a Flogging Molly gym shirt.

Person 1: Oh look at him! He's hot!
Person 2: Thats a Flogging Molly Dude!

by Camel Sykes October 15, 2008