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rancid flange

A female's vagina possessing a rotten or fowl stench, usually synonymous with the smell of fish-sauce or brussels sprouts and string beans. It is a direct result of unsuccessful cleansing of the flaps in the vicinity of the vulva. Often, a rancid flange will have the appearance of a decayed and rotten split opened peach.
Gorge: Man, it smells like string beans and a rotten shit-fart around here. I can't even breath.

Zoran: Yeh, no doubt. Obviously, Prudence just stepped in. She should be sprayed with an elephant hose aimed directly into her twat. I mean, shit, its a safety hazard. Her rancid flange will bring impotence to us all!!
by Zoran Bozac November 1, 2007
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Ass-Flange

Ass-Flange is used to describe someones anus, when they have not wiped the feaces from it proerly after excretion, and therefore left feaces hanging from the anus.As a result,the feaces pertrude out from beyond he buttocks, some-what resembling the pertruding fashion of the labia minora, (Flange), of the female genitalia.
Tom-'Mate, whos farted?'
Ben-'Its probably just your fucking ass-flange'
by bwp August 17, 2006
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Prostitute Flange

Pertains to the female of the species.Entails that no matter how many men she has slept with.And How "loose" she is considered by her peers.She always seems to have control(pussy whipping power)over the male she is currently with.It is said,she has enough experience in the sack to have been a Prostititute.Some even say she could go into this profession,or use it as a fall back career.In all truth,regardless of the number of lovers,she can always get it tight enough to keep her man in check.It is said she has a flange that will always make it tight enough for any man,regardless of size.To keep him happy. And she was born to be a prostitute.Because she posses the equipment to do the job well.
Friend - " man she's fucked half the hood @ this block party!"

Friend 2 - " yeah,I mean she's fucked most of Second Ward

Friend - " but sam(her current bf) said she's got the prostitute flange.So he's always in good.
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Trick 1 - " I got to find that bitch Brandy again.She's got that magic flange."

Trick 2 - " I heard she's stripping down the block.And most likely for 40 a pop"

Trick 1 - " well let's go see.We can get a free lunch from the Club.And I'll just fuck her afterwords."
by j Reins January 15, 2011
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Slit Flange

When a man and/or a woman has a color of beard that differs from the color of the hair on top of their head, and when their pubes are a different color than their beard and hair. They are not a doupo, for a doupo's pubes could be the same color as their beard or hair. Whereas a doupo usually brings good luck, a slit flange tends to bring bad luck. They are very rare and even if you see one, it's near impossible to know if they are a true slit flange, because they are probably wearing pants. If possible they are best to avoid.
"That man over there looks like he could be a slit flange. I can't tell though, because I can't see his pubes."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."
by Solarman May 29, 2014
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moist flange seepage

The word most should already have you primed. It needs no introduction or alternative meaning.
Flange is an opening, a rim or collar, you get the idea.
Seepage is what is creating the moist nature of said flange.
"Does anyone fancy a drink from the bar?"
"Does moist flange seepage come to mind?"
by Spytfyre November 20, 2018
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west australian cactus flange

Fuck Sharon's west Australian cactus flange is spikey
by Alf's diner May 17, 2014
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Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.
by Simon October 11, 2004
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