tempting fate 

when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.

Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....

tempting fate by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010

Lost Fate 

1) Term used by teenagers that feel that thier family has cost them their childhood/future.
2) Often used by morons that have made mistake after mistake and refuse to take responsibility for their own actions.
3) Coined by some moron that saw that the phrase was 8 lettes long and therefore could be tattooed on each knuckle. (but not the thumbs)

Mike: God, your parents suck. I am 21... I mean 19 and I don't have a curfew.
Brenda: Yeah I know, I have such a lost fate!

Example 2
Brenda: I am gonna get Lost Fate tattooed on my knuckles and then become a pharmacist.
Family: Can we say Lost Job!

Lost Fate by That one guy from lost in space July 23, 2008

No fate but what we make 

To create a future whether there is the on you like or the one you don’t or something in between. We can create it yet not solo or solely based on our own volition ; God, God through other people and other things like our environments but we are given choices so do take credit but not all
Of it

No fate but what we make is possible and the we is not and I.

No fate but what we make by No fate but what we make November 17, 2020

Cat Fate 

When two people have cats of such similar quality that it's obvious that they are destined to be together forever.

"I kind of thought she was ratchet at first, but when we realized we had the same fluffy orange cats, I knew it was cat fate. I had to ask her out."

Cat Fate by Sunderwound April 17, 2015

tobias fate 

dankplank what more do u need to know?

yarr we barrel comb em like tobias fate

tobias fate by fuckoffwanker November 23, 2016

tobias fate 

Hes the GOD of gangplank and also invented him.
hes sexy manly and his voice is dark an gay and thats all that i like in a gay because I'm gay to kappa pride.

Tobias fate is the king of triple barrels <3

tobias fate by tobias fate fan boy February 17, 2017

tobias fate 

A hardstuck D1 gp "One trick"

Gay1: have you seen Tobias fate's New reddit play?

Gay1: you mean that harddtuck D1 OTP

tobias fate by definetly not EmilM_dk April 26, 2017