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Fatcab

Ie. A fat carrying bush pig. She is such a bushpig blob she is practically a taxi for fat.
Go fuck off with ya fatcab jaimelea. Why stroll when you can role bitch?
by PizzadippedinRanchsauce July 14, 2017
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Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.
Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.
by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017
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Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath
i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.
by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017
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Fatass

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!
by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020
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Factsplain

fact·splain | \ ˈfact-ˌsplān
factsplained; factsplaining

Definition of factsplain
transitive + intransitive

: the uninvited and condescending effort of a third party (usually, though not always, on social media platforms) to offer extraneous information (“context”) or further explanation on a given subject/topic, while invariably posing itself as objectively factual, despite its content and purpose invariably being the promotion or defense of a partisan (progressive, leftist) idea, premise, value, cause, figure, etc.
It is often characterized by cloaking subjective opinions and partisan perspectives amidst the excessive use of officious-sounding terms and declarations such as “Ruling” “Context” “Evidence” “Credible” “Finding” “Determination” “Conclusion” “Result”, etc. or may strive to confirm or deny information on the basis of mere nuance, minor technicalities, irrelevancies, or other specious rationale.
In both form and content, factsplaining attempts to discredit the original information, although rarely if ever actually doing so, and its presence therefore may best be understood as a strong indicator of the original content’s accuracy or veracity.

Prominent factsplainers: Factcheck, Politifact, Snopes, Reuters, AP
See also: bias, propaganda, spin, gaslighting, censorship, partisanship
“I shared that post about Bernie Sanders owning 3 homes, but the factsplain said it wasn’t true - his wife actually is actually a co-owner as well…”
by Norm Al Cybias April 27, 2021
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Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
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headass fatass nigga

Gustavo is suh a headass fatass nigga in siege
by endlessnigga December 17, 2018
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