flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

Ghost-fapper

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.

“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.

by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023

The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.

It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.

“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”

by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023

Fagpie McPoopinstein

Gay Irish/German American dude that likes it in the butt.

Listen here Fagpie McPoopinstein, we don't serve your kind around here. Get out!

by AssHoleMcgermanMan March 20, 2008

fippie

(noun)Someone who wants to be a hippy, but is a poser (fake hippy). Usually obsessed with the Grateful Dead and hippie jam festivals, these specimen range anywhere from 17 years old to 25. These people think they are from the sixties and usually are involved in lots of psychodelic drug use. You can spot them out by their ripped jeans and tye dye shirts, probably bare foot as well.

Hey Michael, look over there, that fippie is trying to make another drum circle.

by TrevorTheClever December 26, 2008