hot exit

When you are about to have sexual relations and something changes your mind so abruptly you leave without putting on clothes/pulling up pants.

haha yeah man I pulled down her pants and she hadn't wiped her ass in weeks, so I made a hot exit!

by Loktar September 18, 2014

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Jersey exit

A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.

I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.

by Black Anus June 3, 2018

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What happens to the human posterior region an hour or so after consuming spicy food. The poison has traveled through the digestive system of some poor, unfortunate soul and now makes an exit in a very uncomfortable manner.

Bud 1: "Shit, bud. I ran through those suicide wings WAY too fast. I'm going to go home and wait for this fire exit."
Bud 2: "I feel great sympathy for you and your anus. May God have mercy on your soul. And your anus."

by Sweet Fraser May 1, 2014

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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.

Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.

by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009

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south exit

slang for the anus, as it's main function is an exit for bodily waste.

....dude, she wanted me to chow her south exit....

by booteus Maximus July 28, 2005

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last exit to springfield

probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.

most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)

by Adrian May 23, 2006

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British Exit

What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that he is right.

The UK is screwed now, thanks to the British Exit

by guywhowritethething July 4, 2016

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