externbaard

the bearded lawyers will do their best to defend your fight with a daylit sensibility, as yet the bearded judges will bury your name under the yards of earth full of suspicion. i know you are lying. the dazzling light is not at all with its phantasmagic wings against the terrified window.

“what is an externbaard?”
“We indian mans my man Mustang 13 jears old me 68 jears old.”

by mustangoctaaf May 6, 2021

Llama eater

The one that wears 'the pants' in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. The llama eater 'EATS' the llama.

'YO, Alexia is SUCH a llama eater, look at her chompin' on Gray's head.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'

by Vanessa M. March 24, 2009

Sick-eater

Someone who finds it necessary to eat chicken noodle soup, and possible lemon tea, when they are sick with anything more than slight cold. It is often considered very annoying by non-sick-eaters.

Paul went to the store to buy a few cans of condensed chicken noodle soup, because he felt a cold coming on. Paul, is a sick-eater.

by Jar0fair June 20, 2009

scrinch eater

a male that thrusts his tongue into a female's vagina very rapidly, when she is on her period, and when she has not shaved in a long time.

that damn scrinch eater has left overs all around his face

by SexterDexter December 31, 2009

Pussy eater

A person that put whip cream on a pussy and then put a strawberry on top than eat it

Jmarion and marissa had sex last night and Jmarion is such a pussy eater

by Jmarion marsh June 4, 2018

sap eater

An offensive slur. Most commonly used with hecking and nooblet.

Wow, that guy is such a hecking sap eater!

by paper_eater19 November 1, 2018

mice eater

(n) A mice eater is a insult. It means that someone enjoys eating mice, or it can simply mean that someone is a little strange or weird. Mice Eater, therefore can be taken in a nice way or in a rude way. It just depends on the context. The word can also be a name when someone is trying to flirt by being rude.

The guy, Quint, was in the hallway opening his locker. Then another guy came up to him and the guy said, "Hey you mice eater," Then Quint became scared and afraid so he just laughed.

by Yoo boi 64 September 26, 2019