Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

Iowa eye exam

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye

Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!

by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013

Exam Weight

When studying for important exams, such as university finals, and one allows oneself to devour great quantities of junk food and snacks, a person will gain exam weight. This is the weight put on during exam time, as a direct result of said eating. Similar to winter weight that people gain during Christmas.

"I've been eating so many brownies during exams, I think I've gained some weight."

"Aye, that'd be the exam weight"

by Simbaaaaaa May 5, 2013

Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.

Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."

by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014

Example 2

Example 2 is the second example.

Person 1: Where's example 2?

Person 2: Here.

by the miti. July 7, 2023

east coast ear exam

A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner dispersing his ejaculate deep into the ear canal. A stiff blow to the ear after climax imbeds the semen deep in the ear and has become almost a routine practice in finishing.

I may not have my M.D., but I am more than qualified to perform an east coast ear exam.

by Meatman January 11, 2006

for example

Taken as an example of

Don't say anything obnoxious in a haste, for example, you're a complete idiot.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008