emotional cristache

when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.

Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'

Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

emotional cocktail

It's used to describe someone with a turmoil of emotions

- a person who's hot/cold kinds. It's difficult to predict her, coz she's most of the time an emotional cocktail

- If there's a particular time which is making someone feel happy & sad at once. Does one console him or congratulate him? He's an emotional cocktail at this time

by Tuffy08 May 9, 2012

emotional hoarding

When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go

Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding

by KICK USA May 19, 2014

Emotional ass nigga

When a nigga starts getting in they feelings over some dumb shit

That nigga Zach was being an emotional ass nigga in school today

by Mr. Boobs ghost June 9, 2018

Emotionally Vulnerable LinkedIn Girl

Someone who is still discovering themselves or their sexuality and who is easily taken advantage of.

June was messaging that emotionally vulnerable linkedin girl again, she must be really desparate

by justspitballing November 5, 2022

Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury

RESI

The after effects of dating/breaking up with the same person repetitiously. Results in emotional fatigue, inability to function emotionally and numbness of emotional limbs.

Cures:

Copious amounts of yoga, hiking, alcohol and unemotional random sex.

Experts say if you keep going back to the same bad relationship you have a much higher chance of developing Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury.

by Sophiesblues February 5, 2010

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019