Elblow

A form of safe sex when a partner doesn't want to stick it in their mouth. Instead of the schlong, your partner presses their lips to your elbow and sucks the living shit out of it until you get so turned on that you're crap jizz. This could take anywhere from 15 minutes to 7 hours, depending on the power of your partners mouth and sucking ability. Sometimes it may not even work at all. Either way, it's no replacement for actual, decent, regular, mainstream sex.

Jake: Dude, I heard you got sum last nite.
Phil: Yeah, dude. I got the best elblow ever.
Jake: Elblow?
Phil: Yeah, it was amazing. How about you?
Jake: um... I had... regular... sex.
Phil: oh....

by Confuego_Jenkins June 17, 2009

elol

extreme laughing out loud

Man 1: The joke was so funny that i jizzed.
Man 2: elol

by Dicks In January 13, 2010

Evoloved Online

A great message board formed as a haven to those put up with LUE

www.evolvedonline.com ... what an example

by Zayes March 23, 2004

Ellogical

To emphasize how absurd and illogical a thought or action is.

Yo man the way you think about woman is totally ellogical

by Chudd1 August 12, 2011

ellouisa

Mostly smart, tall ish, caring and a lovable bitch who sucks cock now and then

I love Ellouisa

by Ellouisa May 18, 2018

ello

someone like alison or katie who have too much time on their hands.

"Alison ello friend"

by randommcboredson January 9, 2005

ello ^^

"Hello, asian smiley face =)"

Common greeting for large asian females, or weird asian men that like to pose as females. Mostly used in chat rooms, games, etc.

Person 1: *enters room* ello ^^

random desperate dude/nerd: ello sexi! xD

Me: Don't bother, its a dude..

by Sr. Piñata January 7, 2006