educational film

A coverup for watching porn. Or possibly is just watching Dora or some shit.

P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: N-nothing... I'm watching an educational film...
P 1: What film?
P 2: An educational one...
P 1: Whatever, dude...
(Other scenario)
P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: Watching an educational film.
P 3: He's watching Dora the Mothafuckin' Explorer to get an A on his Spanish Finals.
P 1: Shit! I need to study for that!
P 3: Nah, we're all gonna fail anyway...

by boobbeast June 1, 2017

Educated Stance

The act of using any kind of drugs ( Mostly Marijuana, acid, or any other kind of mind fucker. ) and then going to school.
Most are Middle School, High school, and College experience this.

" Dude, after my Educated Stance, I couldn't even write that day. "

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

play education

education as used for playgroups that aims at teaching small children basic things in a funful environment.

Play education is the first part of education.

by uttam maharjan July 10, 2012

re-educated

thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!

i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !

by michael foolsley August 19, 2023

Education Trafficked

It’s like sex trafficking except it’s for educational purposes and there’s no sex at all.

Did you see all those international students get education trafficked to the larger cities?

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 27, 2023

Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.

When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".

by slickridley November 16, 2022

Educated Nap

A educated nap is when you come from school and you are feeling a little tired. And u decided to take a nap. You are not supposed to learn anything from that nap. You are just supposed to just a nap and think about all the work you have to do.

Im going home to take an educated nap.

by Heyyy@1202 April 9, 2017