A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.
(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty!
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty!
by Ivory March 10, 2004
abv. for Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Term men use to describe a fatter, less attractive friend, a woman brings with her to a party or social gathering to make herself look better by comparison. In some cases the more attractive woman will not "put out" for any male, unless one of his friends "takes one for the team" and "hits" the Duff.
by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 07, 2006
by chelseafan13 June 24, 2006
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? December 11, 2004
A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.
Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.
HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.
Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.
Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.
HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.
Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.
by C February 04, 2004
A Dirty Duff is a sex move inspired by the great Garrett Duffy, the most badass baseball pitcher to ever play for Red Mountain High School. A Dirty Duff is a signature move in which the male shoves a baseball bat into the woman's vagina and then proceeds to throw batting practice to the girl, the girl will swing the bat using the muscles in her pussy and clitoris and hit the ball.This is really a revolutionary form of exercise and can be very beneficial for the woman as it strengthens her pussy muscles and mental toughness. Using this move you really can hit a homerun, no pun intended.
Guy 1:"I saw you leaving school with Mackenzie the other day."
Guy 2: " You know I took her straight home and gave her that Dirty Duff."
Mackenzie:*squirt squirt squirt*
Guy 2: " You know I took her straight home and gave her that Dirty Duff."
Mackenzie:*squirt squirt squirt*
by RMHS Unknown Nigga December 10, 2013