Hilary Duff

A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.

(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty!

by Ivory March 10, 2004

Duff (D.U.F.F.)

abv. for Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Term men use to describe a fatter, less attractive friend, a woman brings with her to a party or social gathering to make herself look better by comparison. In some cases the more attractive woman will not "put out" for any male, unless one of his friends "takes one for the team" and "hits" the Duff.

C'mon take one for the team and hit that Duff (D.U.F.F.), I'll buy you lunch tomorrow!

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 19, 2006

duff up

to beat someone up and win

i'm gonna duff you up!

by frank April 23, 2003

damien duff

Insanely amazing football player who plays for Chelsea FC and Ireland

Damien Duff is quite possibly the best footballer there is!

by chelseafan13 June 26, 2006

Hillary Duff

Bad singer. Dont listen to her music. If you do, your ears will bleed, and you will die.

My friend listened to music by hillary duff, but I revived him with FLAW, and some sum 41...

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? December 11, 2004

Hilary duff

A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.

Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.

by C February 4, 2004

meat duff

A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.

I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.

by Irish471 August 25, 2008