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douche bag

someone who thinks they're tough shit and go through life being wannabes
tyler klippel is a douche bag
by duche bag hater October 9, 2008
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Douche Bagged

Douche Bagged

(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.

When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!

(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?

(guy)I just lost everything!

(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!

(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
by kamel_reds December 12, 2009
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douche bag.

by areyoucreepin? January 10, 2009
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douche bag

jgw555 is a real douche bag
by ima dumas January 6, 2008
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douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses
Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!
by Loseph May 9, 2005
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douche bag

A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world.
A person with no logic at all.
Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them.
people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!

ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,
by keeping it real!!!!! October 1, 2006
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douche bag

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.
I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.
by Tony February 27, 2005
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