Doris Phuong is the epitome of a girlfriend. She's as loyal as a pit bull and can be as dangerous as one if treated wrong. She's loving and sensitive and craves affection but don't let this fool you, life has made her a true warrior. If you ever meet a Doris Phuong, never let her go. You'll regret every second of your life if you do
by P Polk November 21, 2022

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman
by DannyP12345 May 19, 2016

Dori is a funny, caring, loving and respectful person. He knows how to act when you tell him a dark secret. He never insists you to tell something you won't tell. Dori has many individuality. He sometimes could be a jerk, a stand-up comedian, a romantic man, and a wise person. All depends on what happened to him that day. He is supeeerrr cute!!!! Even when he is angry xixi. But don't worry, he always acts like a gentleman infront of people he loves.
To conclude, Dori is such a man who knows how to comfort you. Don't ever loose him when you find a Dori!
Noted: DO NOT EVER REFER HIM TO A FISH!
To conclude, Dori is such a man who knows how to comfort you. Don't ever loose him when you find a Dori!
Noted: DO NOT EVER REFER HIM TO A FISH!
'Hi, Dori! How is Nemo?'
by robertasroberto November 22, 2021

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?
by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025

Dori is a kind, sweet, smart, funny and pretty gurl who is kind-hearted and filled with affection. She loves hugs and she's also great at writing. She always makes days better and is one of the best people ever.
"Oh Dori? Yeah she's a great friend!!"
by azziieee January 11, 2025

A person who can't be trusted to grill meat to your desired degree of doneness, for "Whatever Will Be, Will Be".
Some meat pieces may come out too rare, some too done, some just perfect.
Who knows.
Some meat pieces may come out too rare, some too done, some just perfect.
Who knows.
- Please tell Bob that I want my steak medium rare.
- Will do, but can't make any promises. He's a Doris Day griller.
- Will do, but can't make any promises. He's a Doris Day griller.
by King Kyros July 8, 2022
