dooger

Simply put, a doggie booger.

My dog sneezed, and a dooger hit me square in the face.

by SugarBunee April 16, 2015

doofed

Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.

Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!

by Joe Drago February 4, 2003

doobey

Noun : Something you call your friend when they are being blonde, stupid, annoying, idiotic, retarded and bum-like.

Ndawg : "omgoshh some doobey just shat on the floor at target todayy!! "

Edawg : "omgoshhh ewww what a doobeyy!!"

by esshaaa August 5, 2012

Dooher

Noun- a man who has sex with many diffrent women all of them being extremly good looking.

That guy is such a dooher you stay away from him joann.

by Alfred Hitchcock sr. jr. sr. November 23, 2009

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016

doober

n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.

That toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!

by Mbarz June 10, 2012

Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010