Vincent’s Disorder

An uncommon mental health disorder. Symptoms include:

Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.
Doctor: I’m sorry but your son has Vincent’s Disorder.

Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.
by James Patrick Benson November 25, 2019
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Gitt Disorder

Gitt Disorder is a society disorder characterised by intrusive behaviour that produces venal egomania, apprehension and a sense of regret. Symptoms may include repetitive use of words such as 'Beautiful', 'Brilliant', 'Exactly' or 'Nice' whilst displaying overly energetic mannerisms such as erratic use of hand movements during a conversation (commonly referred to as 'The Gitt Reflex.')
1. 'Curb Your Enthusiasm... Brilliant, just brilliant.' This person displays Gitt Disorder for Curb Your Enthusiasm.

2. Sufferers of Gitt Disorder will usually broadcast their views over the internet.

3. Bono.
by GittDisorder October 31, 2010
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SNCCLV disorder

Stuffy Nose Constant Coughing Losing Voice disorder
A new and very rare disease.
symptoms:
stuffy nose/sneezing
a lot of coughing
first sign of voice lost

if you have 2 or more of these, get medical help.
"I'm sorry Johnny, you have SNCCLV disorder...you're going to die."
"SNLCDCTV what?
by Dr. Michael Jonathan December 15, 2007
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clockwork disorder

Clockwork Disorder is Acoustic/Comedy/Jam band from Auburn Maine
Wow...I just listened to some Clockwork Disorder its so good
by realsoup August 09, 2007
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LFA Disorder

Lack of Female Attention disorder effects 1 in every 2 men.
Dude 1: You gettin bitches?
Dude 2: Nah, I’ve been diagnosed with LFA disorder
by theslimjim2021 April 30, 2022
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Tinfoil disorder

A heroin addict also known as a bathroom junkie whose main focus is the tinfoil or tinfoil tray they smoke heroin off of. They are mainly located in bathrooms for hours at a time.
Jenny's been in the bathroom for hours because of her tinfoil disorder.
by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 16, 2015
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jonnyboy disorder

A rare rowing disorder where the rower experiences an overly tight grip during the drive. Symptoms include forearm pain and inability to scull.
His jonnyboy disorder kept him from sculling.
by JakeS September 16, 2015
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